The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve bokeh long been haunted by the memory porn memek of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching porn so loudly crot that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex memek as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make memek their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. bokep This was the conclusion of another bokeh study by two researchers from bokeh the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners porn over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was crot like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move crot on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a memek demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said porn in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far bokep as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a porn bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to bokeh copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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