The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long porn been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in memek a porn nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to crot the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes bokeh and porn declared bokeh the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the memek chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s memek sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed memek to faking orgasms. memek It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing porn line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other bokeh reason to screech like a demented hyena is if porn your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in porn 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women porn were noisy during sex – based on memek observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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