The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokep wondered if I memek should offer to perform an exorcism.

memek When bokep I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable crot French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled porn her eyes and memek declared the memek woman an ‘actrice’, porn crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It bokep confirms what most women know memek and crot all men dread – the porn bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in crot terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a memek woman is genuinely aroused, porn crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s porn far more memek likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen in porn my Parisian hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on bokeh an memek occasional porn basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner porn feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the memek conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They porn declared that erotic decibels porn were all about manners and bokeh porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the porn greater crot the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It crot was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you porn get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is bokep if your sex education crot comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned bokep out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot bokep only if you want porn to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their memek book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most porn likely reason women were noisy during sex bokep – based bokeh on observation of our memek nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to porn copulate.

memek If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand bokeh crot the porn need to memek advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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