The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokep in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to memek perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the crot delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman memek an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. bokeh In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving crot their energy for crot crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms crot the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the crot chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like crot saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be porn doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – bokep was to alert nearby males that porn they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be memek the quietest.


Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.