The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokep been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake all night by a woman bokep in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokeh offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman porn an ‘actrice’, bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all porn makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, porn the greater the chance memek the orgasm crot is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn memek ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone bokep to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokeh louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always memek equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy crot during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best bokeh sex may just be the quietest.

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