The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

porn I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable memek French word for memek caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the bokep next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the porn woman an ‘actrice’, bokep memek or memek sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the memek chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s memek sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep bokep moan than shriek like the rabid porn super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors memek regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on bokeh an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central bokep Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners porn over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being porn faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get bokep a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokep hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women crot were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to crot copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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