The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all bokeh night by a woman in crot a nearby crot room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer bokep to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokep morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman bokep an crot ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex crot as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. memek And crot when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, porn trusts her partner bokeh and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like bokep the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing bokeh memek The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional crot basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks bokeh in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the memek University of crot Central Lancashire. memek They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

bokep A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but bokep can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained memek that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to bokep attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda bokeh Jetha concluded the most likely porn reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation crot of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If bokep you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need memek to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should crot take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the bokep quietest.


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