The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been crot bokep haunted memek by crot the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer bokeh to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an porn ‘actrice’, memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal crot Swedes, porn it bokep all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the bokeh cry of crot ecstasy, bokep the greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn memek moan than shriek like crot the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The crot Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot bokep they’d bokeh explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other memek tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone porn to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get porn a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

porn crot As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her memek sexual yowling drowned out porn their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

porn In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate porn cousins – was to alert nearby crot males that they were crot fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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