The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the bokeh delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new crot study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. crot It confirms what most women know and bokeh porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokep bokeh words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when bokeh a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far bokep more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

bokep In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokep occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was crot the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and crot memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their porn partners over the finishing line, memek memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on. bokep ‘ Sound bokeh familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason memek to screech like bokeh a demented memek hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should porn be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract memek a porn certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our crot nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile and bokep memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a bokep sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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