The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman bokep in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an porn exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable bokeh French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the porn bokeh woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh porn or porn sex memek worker.

Now, bokeh bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the bokeh memek cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other bokeh words, memek you bokeh can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like bokeh the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. bokeh It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel porn happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described memek as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like memek saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep memek but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained crot that her sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only bokeh if you want to attract a bokeh certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during bokeh sex bokep – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was porn to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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