The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next bokep morning, bokep she memek rolled her eyes and porn declared bokeh the woman an bokeh ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this porn new study from bokeh the memek ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and bokep all memek men bokeh dread – bokep bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is bokep being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a bokep fragile male bokep ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the bokeh rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review porn magazine, bokeh female contributors memek regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It memek was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The bokeh only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her porn sexual yowling drowned out bokeh their TVs: crot ‘As far as bokeh I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should porn be doing.’

Well, crot only if you porn want bokeh to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy memek during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile crot and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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