The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the porn memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered memek if I should offer to perform memek an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most crot women know and bokep all men dread – bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion crot in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing bokeh for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female crot contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was bokep generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokep so they could make their crot partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy bokep for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study memek by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry bokep of ecstasy, bokeh the bokep greater the chance the bokep orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like porn saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was bokep to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to porn advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men crot should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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