The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

porn I’ve long been haunted by the memek memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all crot night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly memek bokeh that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the memek delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men memek dread – the louder the crot cry of ecstasy, bokep the bokep greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being bokep faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex porn as performance bokep art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a crot woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male bokeh ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid crot super-vixen porn in my Parisian hotel.

In porn my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn bokeh while porn conserving their energy bokep for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two porn researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to bokeh what they described as bokep ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage crot their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m bokep enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if porn you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot bokep bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokep women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, crot I can porn understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just bokeh be the quietest.


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