The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that bokep I wondered if bokeh I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and bokeh bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh crot sex bokeh worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokep the porn greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms bokeh of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep bokep she’s far bokep crot more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian porn hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on memek an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they memek could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy bokeh for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokeh from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokeh declared that memek erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women bokep crot were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock bokep Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

crot The bokeh only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what porn you should porn be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to memek alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. memek But if you’re not, bokep then men crot should take heed: bokep crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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