The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokeh so loudly memek that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so crot they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokep declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, porn and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always crot equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher bokep Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to bokeh advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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