The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin memek Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

crot When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the bokep receptionist bokep the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In bokeh other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study porn confirms the louder the cry crot of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m bokeh enjoying bokeh this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you porn should bokep be doing.’

crot Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha porn porn concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our crot nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But bokeh if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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